Article 4XVJX God Struggling To Feign Happiness After Jesus Announces He Marrying Exotic Dancer From Place Off I-95

God Struggling To Feign Happiness After Jesus Announces He Marrying Exotic Dancer From Place Off I-95

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THE HEAVENS-Straining to react to the surprising engagement announcement with a measure of enthusiasm, God, Our Heavenly Father and the Creator of the Universe, reportedly struggled to feign happiness Monday after Jesus Christ informed Him that He would be marrying an exotic dancer from a place off I-95. "I should"

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