Article 4Y03D Man Afraid He’ll Seem Vulnerable If He Reaches Out To Fire Department For Help

Man Afraid He’ll Seem Vulnerable If He Reaches Out To Fire Department For Help

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WILMER, TX-Fretting over what such a display of weakness would do to his reputation, local man Neil Rockfield told sources Thursday he was afraid of seeming vulnerable if he reached out to the fire department for help with an out-of-control blaze. "I always learned growing up that a real man puts out his own house"

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