‘They Can’t Impeach Someone They Can’t See,’ Say Trump Boys Cramming Dad Into Homemade Bunker Under Oval Office Desk
by The Onion from on (#4Y5SF)
WASHINGTON-Hastily concealing the "super top secret" shelter's entrance with a couch cushion, the Trump boys reportedly declared "They can't impeach someone they can't see" Friday while cramming their dad into a homemade bunker under the Oval Office desk. "The House peach managers [sic] are never, ever gonna be able"