Article 4Y9K9 Financial Experts Recommend Just Waiting Until Chaos Is Law Of The Land

Financial Experts Recommend Just Waiting Until Chaos Is Law Of The Land

by
The Onion
from The Onion on (#4Y9K9)
lxb6p7z9kpw914hgqo08.jpg

NEW YORK-Cautioning against making any rash investment decisions before the entire fabric of society falls apart and anarchy reigns supreme, financial experts recommended Wednesday to hold off on buying or selling and wait until chaos is the law of the land. "While you may be tempted to dive into the stock market now,"

Read more...

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location https://www.theonion.com/rss
Feed Title The Onion
Feed Link https://theonion.com/
Reply 0 comments