Article 4Y9KB God Stumbles On Old, Beat-Up Planet That He Carved ‘Mötley Crüe’ All Over

God Stumbles On Old, Beat-Up Planet That He Carved ‘Mötley Crüe’ All Over

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THE HEAVENS-Reminiscing over how much time had passed since His days as a younger deity, God, Our Heavenly Father, expressed His nostalgia and delight Wednesday after stumbling on the old, beat-up planet He carved 'Mitley Cri1/4e' all over. "Holy shit, I haven't seen this in decades!" exclaimed the Lord, noting that He"

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