Article 4YCS3 Eli Manning Retires From NFL To Focus On Being Statistically Average Father

Eli Manning Retires From NFL To Focus On Being Statistically Average Father

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SUMMIT, NJ-Saying his kids deserved to have a committed, half-decent parent who was around from time to time, New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning announced his retirement from the National Football League Friday in an effort to focus on being a statistically average father. "I've had a good run and instead of"

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