Article 4YX1J Report: Majority Of Americans Would Jump At Chance To Rip Off Shirt And Use It As Tourniquet

Report: Majority Of Americans Would Jump At Chance To Rip Off Shirt And Use It As Tourniquet

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WASHINGTON-According to a report released Tuesday by the American Red Cross, approximately 90% of Americans would eagerly seize an opportunity to stanch the flow of blood from an injured person's limb by tearing off their own shirt and using it as a makeshift tourniquet. "Our findings demonstrate that, upon spotting a"

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