DNC Blames Iowa Caucus Problems On Single Fuck-Up Senior Citizen Volunteer
by The Onion from on (#4YX2H)
WASHINGTON-Claiming the 89-year-old woman's numerous blunders had caused the delay to the state's results, Democratic National Committee chair Tom Perez told reporters Tuesday that all problems with the Iowa Caucus could be blamed on a single fuck-up senior citizen volunteer. "What it comes down to is that this costly"