‘He’s Got The Mulan Virus!’ Yells Don Jr. Attempting To Quarantine Eric By Duct Taping Garbage Bag Over Head
by The Onion from on (#4Z1X5)
WASHINGTON-Kicking and punching his brother in an effort to fight the "Germans" [sic] that were swarming all over his sibling's body, Donald Trump Jr. reportedly yelled, "He's got the Mulan virus!" Thursday while attempting to quarantine Eric Trump by duct taping a garbage bag over his brother's head. "Oh my God, ew,"