Increasingly Unhinged Centrists Announce Plan To Round Up Nation Into Camps To Force Them To Engage In Meaningful Dialogue
by The Onion from on (#4Z5HF)
WASHINGTON-Explaining that they were forced to take more radical measures to ensure the success of their moderate political platform, increasingly unhinged U.S. centrists announced Monday their plan to round up the nation's populace into camps to force them to engage in meaningful dialogue. "As more Americans adopt"