Article 4Z5T5 Man Crippled By Fear Of Failure As If It Hadn’t Already Happened

Man Crippled By Fear Of Failure As If It Hadn’t Already Happened

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STERLING, CO-Unable to make any major decisions lest he ruin his sad little life, local man Bill Cross remained crippled by fear of failure Monday as if it hadn't already happened. "I'm scared I'm gonna choose the wrong career path or marry the wrong woman and totally regret it later," said Cross, remaining concerned"

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