Article 4Z7XX Emergency Room Staff Assures Parents That Burger King Chicken Fries Will Pass Naturally Through Child’s System

Emergency Room Staff Assures Parents That Burger King Chicken Fries Will Pass Naturally Through Child’s System

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TULSA, OK-Comforting the worried couple that the common problem would likely work itself out on its own, Hillcrest Hospital ER staff assured parents Dave and Hilary Melford Tuesday that the Burger King Chicken Fries their son swallowed would likely pass naturally through his system. "We get a lot of worried moms and"

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