Article 4Z9MW Resigned Nutritionists Now Recommend Eating 3 Servings A Day Of Mice Or Bark Or Whatever

Resigned Nutritionists Now Recommend Eating 3 Servings A Day Of Mice Or Bark Or Whatever

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ITHACA, NY-Letting out deep sighs of apparent defeat, an exasperated and embittered panel of the nation's leading nutritionists voiced resignation Thursday when it recommended adults just go ahead and consume three servings per day of mice or bark or whatever. "As far as we're concerned, you people can swallow"

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