Hey, fatso. If you're standing desk-curious, the VariDesk Pro Plus won't break the bank

And when you're too tired, you can lower it again. QUITTER!

Back in my day, a Pro Plus was a tiny sugar-coated pill that dragged me through the ennui of a Computer Science degree. If I took enough of them, I thought, the dancing C++ syntax on my screen would start to make sense and I might - just might - scrape through my dissertation clutching a 2:1."