Article 504VD Eukaryote Traumatized After Accidentally Witnessing Parent Cell Undergo Mitosis

Eukaryote Traumatized After Accidentally Witnessing Parent Cell Undergo Mitosis

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COLD SPRING HARBOR, NY-Recoiling in disgust while recalling the upsetting incident, a eukaryotic cell confirmed Monday that it had been severely traumatized upon accidentally witnessing its parent cell divide and replicate itself through a process of mitosis. "God, it was so gross-all the organelles were just hanging"

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