Article 5066V New Neutrogena Deep Cleanse Just 130-Pound Chimp That Rips Your Face Off

New Neutrogena Deep Cleanse Just 130-Pound Chimp That Rips Your Face Off

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LOS ANGELES-Touting the new beauty regimen's fast-acting, long-lasting effects, Neutrogena released a new deep-cleansing dermal kit Tuesday that's just a 130-pound common chimpanzee, which combats the buildup of oil, grime, and dead cells in skin by ripping your face clean off. "The exfoliating tool at the heart of"

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