Frustrated Bloomberg Staffer Literally Just Aborted Fetus For This Job
by The Onion from on (#5088G)
NEW YORK-Expressing her displeasure about the unfortunate timing of her boss dropping out of the presidential primary, Bloomberg staffer Eliza Wilkonson was reportedly frustrated Wednesday that she had literally just aborted a fetus for this job. "God damn it, I wish Mike could have given me a little heads up," said"