Article 50BX9 Man Talking Big Game About Having Shroom Hookup Folds Almost Immediately Under Pressure

Man Talking Big Game About Having Shroom Hookup Folds Almost Immediately Under Pressure

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NAHANT, MA-Suggesting a complete inability to back up his bombastic rhetoric, local man Carl Stoker, who had previously talked a big game about having a shroom hookup, had immediately folded under pressure, sources reported Friday. "Carl's been going on and on about what a sweet connection he's got, but as soon as I"

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