Trump Assures Americans He Called 911 To Report Coronavirus Outbreak
by The Onion from on (#50NTQ)
WASHINGTON-Saying he was on top of the situation and the disease would not be spreading any further, President Donald Trump assured the nation Friday that he had called 911 to report the coronavirus pandemic and that help was on its way. "I just got off the phone with 911, they are aware of the situation, and we'll"