After a weekend of WTF-ing at Trump's COVID-19 testing website vow, Google-Verily's site finally comes to life... And it's not what was promised

Just the San Francisco Bay Area goes to 3-week near-lockdown

The coronavirus website built by Google-stablemate Verily and vaunted by President Trump on Friday, is up and running - and is proving to be not nearly as useful as the Command-in-Chief suggested."