Triumphant Jared Kushner Announces Plan To Move CDC Headquarters To Jerusalem
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WASHINGTON-Celebrating his own ingenuity in the face of the Covid-19 outbreak, President Donald Trump's senior advisor and son-in-law Jared Kushner triumphantly announced his new plan Thursday to move the Centers for Disease Control headquarters to Jerusalem. "The dire situation with the coronavirus demands bold"