GOP Urges End Of Quarantine For Lifeless Bipedal Automatons That Make Economy Go
by The Onion from on (#514RG)
WASHINGTON-In an effort to contain the disastrous financial fallout resulting from the spread of Covid-19, economic advisor Larry Kudlow joined numerous GOP leaders Monday in urging an end of self-quarantine for the lifeless bipedal automatons that make the economy go. "We can't allow this virus to completely upend"