Article 518DZ Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure

Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure

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EVANSTON, WY-Throwing bottles of bleach, ammonia, and Drano into a cart at his local grocery store, area man Troy Mitchell was reportedly stocking up on one of every cleaning product he could find Wednesday in case President Donald Trump announces it is a coronavirus cure. "I got toilet bowl cleaner, carpet cleaner,"

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