Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It
by The Onion from on (#519JH)
WASHINGTON-Following days of partisan gridlock over its emergency economic stimulus plan, Congress announced sweeping new legislation Wednesday that would place $1,200 into trust funds for each individual American until they have proved they're actually responsible enough to handle it. "We've given this a lot of"