Trump Announces Plan To Retrain Nation’s 3 Million Unemployed Americans As Human Ventilators
by The Onion from on (#51BNM)
WASHINGTON-Taking drastic action to address the country's critical medical supply shortages as well as rising jobless claims, President Donald Trump announced a plan Friday to retrain the nation's 3 million unemployed Americans to work as human ventilators. "We're going to put Americans back to work by teaching them"