Article 51FE2 ‘What Is This Strange Sensation,’ Announces Nation Putting On Shoes For First Time In A While

‘What Is This Strange Sensation,’ Announces Nation Putting On Shoes For First Time In A While

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CHICAGO-With confusion descending upon the U.S. populace as it struggled to grasp what was happening to their bodies, a largely quarantined nation announced, "What is this strange sensation," Monday after slipping on shoes for the first time in a while to step outside for some fresh air. "It's such a weird feeling,"

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