How many days of carefree wiping do you have left before life starts to look genuinely apocalyptic? Let's find out
Web calculator should give you an idea of bog roll, pasta, booze stocks The UK is in its second week of official coronavirus lockdown, though society has been collectively shitting the bed for much longer - so surely by now we've all suffered the indignity of venturing out to the supermarket only to be faced with barren shelves."