Avid Sports Bettor Forced To Gamble On Stock Market Like Real Degenerate
ALLENTOWN, PA-Worried that what was once a manageable vice had fallen into uncontrolled depravity, avid sports bettor Evan Laramie revealed Wednesday that he had been forced to gamble on the stock market like a real degenerate. "It's one thing to lose three grand on an NBA parlay, but I never thought I'd have to wager"