Crazed, Quarantined Mental Health Experts Recommend Scrawling ‘Everything Will Be Okay’ In Feces On Wall
STANFORD, CA-Cackling maniacally as they encouraged Americans to begin engaging in radical acts of self-care, crazed, quarantined mental health experts at Stanford University recommended scrawling the words "everything will be okay" in feces on the wall, sources confirmed Monday. "It may sound simple-hahahaha-but one"