Microsoft to find virtual ways of 'absorbing interns' energy' as students told to stay home – and events off until next year

Meanwhile, the Xbox gang spreads cloudy joystick joy to more countries

Roundup Amid mutterings from the peanut gallery that at least a year's worth of events were ripe for "reimagining", it also looks like any musical numbers from 2020's batch of Microsoft interns will be strictly virtual."