Article 51VTX Exhausting Every Other Way To Pass Time, Couple Begins Ranking Their Lamps

Exhausting Every Other Way To Pass Time, Couple Begins Ranking Their Lamps

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DAYTON, OH-Having run out of every other possible way to kill time, local couple Mark Lippeatt and Darcy Hatfield began the process of ranking all the lamps in their apartment, sources confirmed Tuesday. "Okay, so the living room floor lamp scores major points for overall brightness, but I'm still going with the"

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