Article 524WN Bib-Wearing Nation Holding Forks And Knives Impatiently Waiting For Restaurants To Reopen

Bib-Wearing Nation Holding Forks And Knives Impatiently Waiting For Restaurants To Reopen

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WASHINGTON-Expressing ravenous desire in their gurgling bellies amid widespread lockdowns due to the novel coronavirus pandemic, the bib-wearing nation reportedly held forks and knives Monday while impatiently waiting for restaurants to reopen. "Hungry, hungry, hungry," said 327 million Americans, drooling on their"

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