Instant Coffey not so hot on care home tragedy | John Crace

Work and pensions secretary stirs up interviewer incredulity in show of slim grasp of - mostly everything

Imagine you're a cabinet minister and you get a late-night call from the communications team at No 10 telling you that you've drawn the short straw for the following morning's media round. Most would mutter "oh shit" and reconcile themselves to a night without sleep as they try to come up with some vaguely convincing answers to possible questions about the government's handling of the coronavirus pandemic. Some might even have switched on the news and realised that deaths in care homes had become a hot topic.

Not Thi(C)rise Coffey. She just mumbles a simple "sure thing" and settles down to a good night's sleep, certain she can wing her way through any interview. Seldom has confidence been so badly misplaced. Last week in her only previous outing, the secretary of state for work and pensions managed to underestimate the number of people claiming universal credit by 200,000. Now she was planning on going full Priti Patel in her desire never to be asked to make another public appearance.