Article 526RV Lonely Pedophile Wistfully Surveys Deserted Schoolyard Playground

Lonely Pedophile Wistfully Surveys Deserted Schoolyard Playground

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CINCINNATI-As he lamented how strange and still it all seemed, lonely pedophile Henry Corimer, 46, reportedly ran his eyes over the desolate, empty playground of the public elementary school near his home Wednesday, remarking wistfully upon the scene. "To think how just a few weeks ago every slide and swing was"

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