Article 52855 Boyfriend Announces Plan To Spend Infuriating Afternoon Speaking In Australian Accent

Boyfriend Announces Plan To Spend Infuriating Afternoon Speaking In Australian Accent

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SEATTLE-Bursting out of his bedroom and yelling "G'day, mate" at everyone within earshot, local boyfriend James Fitzpatrick announced plans Thursday to spend an infuriating afternoon speaking in an Australian accent. "For the next several excruciating hours, I pledge to reference Steve Irwin and Outback Steakhouse"

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