Article 528FK CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off

CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off

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SAN FRANCISCO-Promising from the bottom of his heart that everyone's jobs are in jeopardy, WhooshSnaps.biz CEO Brian Kleppen assured employees Thursday that he's doing everything in his power to lay people off. "I've heard some concerns going around, and I want to impress upon each and every one of you that I'm taking"

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