Article 52JCT Federal Reserve To Infuse Wall Street With $500 Billion Worth Of Cocaine

Federal Reserve To Infuse Wall Street With $500 Billion Worth Of Cocaine

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Financial experts are counting on the half-trillion-dollar stimulus to turn the roughly 200,000 men and women on Wall Street into coked-up animals eager to buy any stock in sight well into the morning hours without any break for food or water.

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