Article 52M22 Nation Ashamed To Admit They Would Probably Look Up John Goodman’s Nudes If They Leaked

Nation Ashamed To Admit They Would Probably Look Up John Goodman’s Nudes If They Leaked

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With social distancing in full effect, a new poll finds that millions of Americans are spending more time contemplating what John Goodman's nude body looks like. Hear how people are dealing with the lingering questions over whether they'll ever truly know of the contours of the A-list actor's flesh.

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