Bourgeois Pig Owns Ostentatious Glass Crafted Specifically To Hold Wine
MILWAUKEE-After he flaunted the opulent receptacle on his front porch and sipped from it in a display of lavish decadence, witnesses confirmed Thursday that local bourgeois pig Kyle Evans, Mr. Moneybags himself, owned a fancy glass designed specifically for drinking wine. He must think he's a Rockefeller, buying a...