Article 532H5 Pizza Placed In Frozen Slumber Until Time World Needs It Most

Pizza Placed In Frozen Slumber Until Time World Needs It Most

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SANTA MONICA, CA-In an effort to prepare for a coming age in which supplies have grown scarce and hunger runs rampant, a pizza was reportedly placed in frozen slumber Tuesday and will remain there until such time as the world has great need of it. You are a time-traveler, venturing forth on a mission of utmost...

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