Article 532MF BREAKING: Millions Of Americans Sucked Out Into Space After NASA Accidentally Open Airlock Above Headquarters

BREAKING: Millions Of Americans Sucked Out Into Space After NASA Accidentally Open Airlock Above Headquarters

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WASHINGTON-Millions of Americans were reportedly sucked into the vacuum of outer space Tuesday after the country's airlock accidentally opened above NASA's headquarters in what the agency is calling a significant technical error. Earlier this morning, a computational malfunction opened the NASA Earth Airlock above...

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