Article 534CC Conservative Militia Group Prepares For Societal Collapse By Training As Hairstylists, Nail Technicians

Conservative Militia Group Prepares For Societal Collapse By Training As Hairstylists, Nail Technicians

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GRAND RAPIDS, MI-Training night and day in an abandoned strip mall complex, a conservative militia group has been preparing for societal collapse by training as hairstylists, nail technicians, and cosmetologists, sources confirmed Wednesday. When the shit hits the fan, we'll be the ones who are ready to take care of...

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