Article 53C3T Report: Mary Grace, Get Your Ass Back Inside This Goddamn Instant

Report: Mary Grace, Get Your Ass Back Inside This Goddamn Instant

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ECKERTY, IN-According to a blistering new report issued Tuesday through the screen door of a local front porch, Mary Grace had better get her ass back inside right now, right this goddamn instant, if she knows what is good for her. I done told you twice already, Mary Grace: Put down that stick, wipe the mud off your...

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