Article 53F7F New Windex Formula Promises To Kill Twice As Many Birds

New Windex Formula Promises To Kill Twice As Many Birds

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The popular glass cleaner has a new formula out, and thanks to the inclusion of bait and bird seed, it may be Windex's most efficient bird killer to date. Hear just how many long-beaked sons of bitches we were able to take out with the stuff.

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