Article 53RES Warm Weather Compels Concept Of ‘Bikini Bod’ To Slither Forward From Poisoned Subconscious

Warm Weather Compels Concept Of ‘Bikini Bod’ To Slither Forward From Poisoned Subconscious

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CHICAGO-The onset of warm weather reportedly compelled the buried concept of bikini bod" to slither Thursday from the poisoned subconscious of local woman Maura Kingston, wriggling through dense toxic thoughts toward the light. Several reports indicated that visible abs, glistening skin, and thigh gaps," crawled out...

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