Linux-loving Windows 10 May 2020 Update squeaks in with days to spare before June

Scampering through spring fields, or a cautious dribble seeping under the bathroom door?

After a lengthy gestation in the Insider Program, the Windows 10 May 2020 Update (aka 2004, aka 20H1) has arrived, replete with a Linux kernel in the form of the Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 (WSL)....