Article 54ARX U.S. Flag Can’t Believe Fucking Wuss Cries Every Time National Anthem Plays

U.S. Flag Can’t Believe Fucking Wuss Cries Every Time National Anthem Plays

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WASHINGTON-Confirming the 41-year-old adult begins whimpering with the first line and is practically balling his eyes out by the song's end, the American flag stated Thursday it cannot believe future Hall of Fame quarterback and fucking wuss Drew Brees cries with each singing of the national anthem. Seriously, it's...

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