Article 54C6E Buffalo Police Request Reinforcements Until Elderly-Man Rampages Fully Contained

Buffalo Police Request Reinforcements Until Elderly-Man Rampages Fully Contained

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BUFFALO, NY-Calling the various geriatric protestors the greatest threat to officers thus far," the Buffalo Police Department requested reinforcements Friday until the frail elderly men rampaging through their city were fully contained. Due to the terrifying influx of senior citizens recklessly hobbling through the...

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