Article 54J8Q 37-Year-Old Worried He Might Have Missed Boat On Becoming Child Prodigy

37-Year-Old Worried He Might Have Missed Boat On Becoming Child Prodigy

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AUSTIN, TX-Disheartened that his dreams had yet to come to fruition, local 37-year-old Michael Campbell was reportedly worried Wednesday that he might have missed the boat on becoming a child prodigy. Don't get me wrong, I know 37 is still young, but sometimes I wonder if it's too late to become a world-renowned...

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