Article 54SC4 ‘It’s Perfect Outside,’ Announces Sweating Woman Slowly Losing Consciousness In Middle Of Heatstroke

‘It’s Perfect Outside,’ Announces Sweating Woman Slowly Losing Consciousness In Middle Of Heatstroke

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SKOKIE, IL-Visibly sweating under the scorching summer sun, local woman Chloe Baumgartner reportedly announced It's perfect outside" Friday while slowly losing consciousness in the middle of a heatstroke. What a lovely day," said Baumgartner, who slurred her words as she admired the unseasonably warm June weather,...

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